Happy belated Easter to those who celebrate! Since yesterday was Easter and today is April Fool's Day, I thought I'd have a little fun here by including some silly (and sassy) jokes to brighten your day!
1. Easter Egg Hunts: Proof your child can find things when they really want to. 2. What's an Easter egg's least favorite day? Fry-day. 3. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny! 4. What music does the Easter Bunny dance to? Hip-hop. 5. (WARNING: Dirty joke ahead!) What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take me a while to get hard. I just got laid by some chick. Ha-ha! For a last bit of silliness, use the chart in the graphic below to find your Easter Bunny name!
Keep reading to find my newest books, amazing limited time promotions, and books by author friends in a range of genres to suit your reading pleasure this Spring! And don't forget - you're a good egg! ;-) Blessings, Annee (Lily Sugar Cakes!)
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Till Death Do Us Part Available Now |
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They left this part out at the academy…and now I’m sowing what I didn’t reap…
My name is Ainsley Adams, and unbeknownst to most, I’m a Reaper. I settled in the town of Hideaway Hills after graduation, married a nice electrician, and we purchased a cute little house on the lake to start our life together. Things were going along swimmingly.
Or so I thought. After discovering my husband in bed with another woman, I did what any other wronged wife would do – I picked up a frying pan and bopped the good-for-nothing louse over the head with it.
I didn’t think I’d hit him that hard, but apparently it was enough, and now he’s dead. Only, it wasn’t supposed to be his time to go. As the only Reaper in the county, I had to act quickly to fix my mistake. Even though I knew nothing about Necromancy, I figured it had to be the opposite of my job, right? So, I worked a spell in reverse. Much to my horror, it backfired, and now Edward is half-alive and following me around like a lovesick puppy dog.
Meanwhile, in my human job as an EMT, things have been heating up after a string of deaths – none of which I was personally responsible for – and it looks like there’s a serial killer on the loose. What’s worse, I smell magic afoot. And I’m not the only one to suspect something’s very wrong in Hideaway Hills. Sheriff Logan Grey is suddenly hot on my tail like I’m the Easter Bunny who stole his chocolate.
Now I’ve got a zombie to alive, a husband to divorce, and a murderer to nab before I lose my Reaper card. I just hope I don’t get distracted by the size of Sheriff Logan’s pecs…or how my body sizzles every time he looks at me…
*Grab your copy of this short, steamy, paranormal romance today!
Monstrous grooms and beastly brides? Don't be afraid of falling in love... it's super-natural! Explore the entire Monster Brides series, one tantalizing happily-ever-after at a time! | | |
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Sixteen Bridesmaid Dresses Coming Soon |
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Always a bridesmaid, never a bride…
Shelby: It’s my 30th birthday, not that anyone seems to remember. Instead, everyone is focused on my brother Sam’s wedding. I’m happy for him, but still. This will be the sixteenth time I’ll be a bridesmaid since my college graduation, but at least this time I get to be maid of honor. Only that means I have to walk down the aisle with him. Jagger, my brother’s best friend and my lifelong crush. If that isn’t bad enough, he’s brought his model girlfriend. It seems I can’t win. Bringing my best friend, Chip, seems like a good idea until he confesses he has always had feelings for me. I feel like my life is imploding as the wedding bells chime. Will I survive this disastrous weekend?
Jagger: Being the best man at my best friend's wedding is something I take very seriously. It’s why when I catch my girlfriend Alexia flirting with another of the groomsmen, I decide to ignore it for now. Today is about my best friend. Only his little sister is here. Shelby has always been cute, but now she is gorgeous. She is also the most kind and caring person I’ve ever met. I find myself being drawn to her, but it seems her date has other plans for her. Am I willing to risk my best friend's wrath to throw my hat into the ring for his sister?
**Read this modern-day version of the 1980s movie classic Sixteen Candles and let love win all over again today!** | | |
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Thrill of the Hunt Coming Soon |
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When a relentless journalist and a notorious bounty hunter team up, will their unexpected chemistry threaten to derail not only their mission but everything they thought they knew?
In a city where danger lurks and secrets abound, Zane West is known as a ruthless bounty hunter and sought-after bachelor with a dark and mysterious past. When he's assigned to hunt down the most dangerous criminal in the city, he meets Maya Patel - a determined journalist who is convinced Zane’s story holds the key to launching her career. Having no other choice, he reluctantly allows her to accompany him on his mission.
When the two uncover clues leading to a larger conspiracy, they find suddenly find themselves drawn together as they land in the crosshairs of powerful people. When Maya is kidnapped, Zane must confront the demons from his past and decide whether to stay true to his new life or risk everything to save her.
******************************* Eligible Bachelor Series is a brand-new contemporary romance series of stand-alones that will leave you bingeing the entire series. Get ready for all the tropes: second chance, enemies to lovers, friends with benefits, billionaire, doctor... the list goes on. These irresistible romances will cure your insatiable appetite. | | |
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The Billionaire Bet Coming Soon |
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The one thing you can’t buy is love…
Cord: I lost a gambling wager, and now I have a debt to pay to my business rival. I can either fork over the intellectual rights to the new app I just created that's predicted to earn millions, or I can return to my hometown in the Texas desert and convince the one who got away to fall in love with me again. The only thing is, I don’t do love. In fact, I’ve been accused of being heartless. But now I find myself packing up and heading back to my roots and the one person I swore never to see again, the one I gave my heart to years ago and who crushed it beneath the heel of her boot.
Sami: Life isn’t so bad. The café I’m running with my cousin Leann in our small hometown is doing well, and I’m surrounded by the same family and friends I grew up with. As a single mom I think I’ve made a pretty good life for myself and my son, even if his dad isn’t around. But when Cord steps into the restaurant again one day out of the blue, suddenly my world is turned upside-down. Why did he come back now? And what does he want?
**Get ready for a thrilling ride in this tale of secrets and second chances, where the bet is on love, and no one wants to lose… | | |
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Deal with the Cowboy Coming Soon |
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Two worlds collide on the rugged terrain of a Texas ranch…
Eden: I’m a corporate attorney who’s never had a vacation until my well-meaning assistant sends me packing to Iron H Ranch for a vacation I never wanted. The last place I expect to find myself is face-to-face with the ghosts of my past—namely, the ex-fiancé who left me heartbroken and alone at the altar. Determined not to show my cracks, I find myself making a deal with the most captivating cowboy I’ve ever laid eyes on. Anders, with his sexy drawl and a smile that makes me weak in the knees, agrees to be my fake boyfriend. But as his touches linger and our fake kisses start feeling alarmingly real, I can't help but wonder if I’m playing with fire—a fire that threatens to consume everything in its path, including me…
Anders: I’m a cowboy who’s known the hard work and harsh realities of life on a ranch that’s inching closer to the brink every day. When Eden crashes into my world, all high heels and city sophistication, she’s the last thing I need. But her proposal? It’s one I can’t resist. Playing the part of her lover seems simple enough, but Eden isn’t like any woman I’ve ever met. As our charade deepens, so does my desire to make our relationship real. I’ve been burned before, left to pick up the pieces of a failed marriage, and I swore I’d never risk my heart again. Yet, here I am, tempted by a woman who couldn’t be more different from me. The question is, can I convince both of us that what we have might be worth risking it all?
Can love overcome all, or are some distances too great to bridge? Grab this fish-out-of-water, fake date romance now to find out if a city girl and a country cowboy can write their own happily ever after! | | |
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